caprisun is literally the COOLEST thing you could possibly ever consume if you ever go to a party and ppl are pressuring you to drink or s/t just whip out a caprisun and be like “naw…i got my caprisun pouch” and theyll be like “dam…theyve got their caprisun pouch”
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this is so funny wtf
JESUS
Person filming: “Ralph, did you eat my tater tots?”
Dog: *opens up mouth and tater tots fall out*
Person filming: “…Keep ‘em.”
this is so funny wtf
JESUS
Person filming: “Ralph, did you eat my tater tots?”
Dog: *opens up mouth and tater tots fall out*
Person filming: “…Keep ‘em.”
i wanna live in my own place.
i wanna paint my walls.
i want a sprawling room with bean bags and day beds and a tv.
i want a room that opens out onto the deck and then onto the backyard.
i want a pool and a bbq and a gazebo area.
i want to invite people over to my house warming and there be warm chatter, and i can duck between rooms talking to people with a drink in hand.
i want a cupboard filled with baking supplies so that i can just decide to bake something and grab it.
i want to be able to sit on a couch patting one of my pets, the sun spilling into the room and just relaxing.
i want a quiet, moody room with soundproofed walls with a tv and my gaming gear.
i want a wife and two kids and the dog and the cats and the whole life that comes with it.
i want to host a new years party with my friends and coworkers.